
Ralph and Cinder
My brothers both went outside this morning (really I think my mother booted them out). She wouldn’t let me out because she says I am a girl and I need to be protected. I stood at the window and watched them go off to enjoy the beautiful day. Now I will just have to find a sunny spot to sleep until my mother comes home tonight to entertain and feed me.
Meow. Someone sent me a disturbing picture today. Meow. It’s a picture of what every cat fears. Meow. A picture of kitty betrayal.
Meow. Yup, here’s a picture of my owner with TWO (that’s right, TWO) strange cats in her arms. Meow, sniffle. I bet that they don’t hack up fur balls like I do.

Meow. Had a busy day. Stared at the wall for an hour. For no reason. Then I plotted how to achieve world domination. Meow. Then I remembered I wanted to stare at the wall again, so I abandoned my quest to rule the world.
Wanna see some, meow, kitty funnies?
Here’s an Extra-Awesome Comic by Jay Dyke. It’s Extra-Awesome, just like me. Meow.
Meow, check out this Ninja Cat on You Tube. I have to try this out sometime!
I’m a cat and stuff, meow, meow. My name is Cinder and I live in Colorado, meow. I like cat stuff…like cat naps and cat nip.
